this is my fav video now
I watched WITHOUT sound at first and can I just say, big mistake.
all fanfiction is funnier and sexier and vastly better-written when you read it at three in the morning, in the dark, lying on your side, tucked into bed, with screen rotate turned off. that’s just how it works. that’s just facts.
Anonymous asked:
kristoffblogman answered:
his house is RIGHT in the middle of the path surrounding my mansion, see
also he’s ugly and a little fucking asshole so i want him dead
i’m not taking ANY CHANCES this time around!!!!!
THE VERY FIRST FUCKING VILLAGER TO MY CAMPSITE ARE YOU KIDDING ME
kpop songs don't have to be deep and serious all the time im here to have fun i literally don't give a fuck about loving myself sometimes i just want to let go of everything and bass kick swinging it like im bruce lee shimmy shimmy shimmy bitch
twistedmischieftales
Malleus: Child of Man? Are you alright?
Y/n: *is jittery from having too much coffee*
Y/n: Yep! Everything is great! I feel powerful right now! Unstoppable! I’m going to climb high things and no one can stop me!
Malleus: Uh…
Y/n: *reaches hands up to try to touch Malleus’ horns*
Malleus: What are you doing?
Y/n: Your horns are so cool and pretty. I need to touch them.
Malleus:
[Few moments later at Diasomnia]
Malleus: Lilia?
Lilia: Yes, Malleus? Is there something wro–
Malleus: *holding Y/n’s hand, trying to keep them from running off or getting hurt in their hyper state*
Lilia:
Malleus: My human is broken. Please fix them, I don’t want to lose them.
